On Ching Ming Festival, it's said that the gate of hell will be opened
When you worship your ancestors on that day, will you say...
"Please give way" while you pass by the other graves?
Will you burn incense for the graves next to your ancestors?
Will you court any beautiful boys or girls around?
Will you say any nonsense things?
Well, do you believe in ghost?
My name is Peter Butt
Usually they called me Peter Prat
Be frank
I think I am smart enough
I am a loyal son
I worship my passed dad on every Ching Ming Festival
And I will take the chance to have sun bath and picnic
Is there any ghost in the world?
Someone said yes
Someone just mistake something as evil spirits
Well, let me tell you a story which happened in a grave yard
People said, this is a true story
Believe it or not , it's up to you
Bastard! I always treat you to karaoke on your birthdays
But you take me to such remote place to celebrate my birthday!
Hey, you know the movie business is going down.
We are jobless for months, we can't afford treating you to karaoke!
Me too! I am not yet paid by the movie company.
You'd be glad to celebrate your birthday by a barbecue
I am afraid you'd eat shit on your next birthday!
Come on!
You don't even have money to eat, how can you have shit?
The water is so cold!
So many water fleas!
It's will bite you to death!
Bastard! Why do you take me to swim?
I've picked up something good! come on, catch it!
What's this?
Bastard! How dare you fool me by this? It's a piece of bone!
There are many behind!
How dare you?
Let me pick up your bone!
Let's attack together!
Do you attack me togethern?
I love barbecue
So nice! Do you want some?
Put it here and let me take a look
Nice? I would like to have some girls now
Ball, you said you are good at courting girls
Well, why don't you call some girls here for us?
Well
Don't waste money on making a call
Well, let me call her for you
It'll break
If I had so many girlfriends
I would have become a pimp!
So , you just bluff!
Not exactly
He means he is good at courting corpses
That fit him, they won't move, so he can do anything he likes
When I came here, I saw some graves out there
I'll dig some up for you, OK?
Alright, I'll go right now...
To dig some girls for you to have fun, OK!
- Damn it! - Let's not talk about this!
You should keep your words
Let's go
Damn it!
It's so windy!
I feel something haunted! Please mind your tongue
Why are you so gutless? Why do you ask me to come here?
I am with you , not any evil spirits can harm you.
Isn't that weird?
Kid, don't fool us!
Ken, are you alright? Get up.
Bastard!
Stop playing! I really want to shit
Shit , you are not allowed to go.
If you stool nothing, you must not come back
Bastard!
It's nonsense to have barbecue in front of the sea in midnight!
I hope you will eat sand
By the way, I'd like to see whether they would barbecue for me
Well, let me do it here
I think I would just spend the night with that two bastards
I can't imagine that God is really good to me
My sausage is really poor!
Let's fool him later
Something great! I have just seen something...
Something great!
Stop playing!
When I excreted, I saw a girl swimming in nude
Isn't she filming?
No lighting at all, how can it be filming?
Let's go, be quick!
Are you bluffing?
Turn it off...
Nothing is found
You said there is a girl in nude!
Lower your voice, may be she is diving!
You would scared her away!
Really?
Is there anything wrong with your eyes?
It's ridiculous for her to dive so long, she must be drowned
Bastard, you've always fool us
What's wrong with your eyes?
- It's ridiculous - So many mosquitoes around!
Wait for me!
I really saw a girl swimming in nude
Stop the bull shit, please!
I stepped on shit!
- Where? - What's the matte?
I stepped on shit!
Where did you get it?
Over there!
- I see - Yes
Don't worry, that's my shit, not dog's shit.
You Bastard! You cheated me to see the girl in nude.
- Actually you made me step on your shit - Stop it
Ken...
Don't go after me!
You don't have good digestion lately
Your shits sting very much!
How are you?
I am serious, I did see a girl in white
Where?
You have serious problem with your eyes
She is flying up to the mountain
Stop playing any more
You Bastard, you want to have fun , don't you?
You said you saw a girl in nude, and you said you saw ghost...
Well, tonight, I'm sure a group of female ghosts will chain to rape you
- Just don't talk to him - He must be obsessed
I am not fooling you!
Did you see ghost?
I must have eye problem
People is afraid of ghost, but the ghost is much more afraid of people
It's alright, I must have eye problem
I see nothing
My shoes are dirtied!
I did seen that , I am damn sure!
Your are so troublesome!
Do you mean this?
I died terribly!
Do you mean this?
You always bluff!
I am really scared!
You don't look like ghost! You are foolish to believe my words!
I know you always bluff
Of course I won't believe in you
You misunderstand me
Hey, wait for me
He fooled us three times a night
I tell you, if he keeps on lying like this,
Only ghost will believe in him
Why is there one more camp?
Yeah , we haven't found it till now.
Why do you wear so little to swim?
Do you want the shark to eat you?
You nuts! If I don't dress like this, how can I attract others?
Hey, please don't lie like this!
Three girls, what a perfect match for us!
I did see ghost , am I that lucky now?
I'm glad they are ghost, so we'll have a romantic love story
Ghost won't be afraid of mosquitoes, right?
They are human being!
Do you want me to spray on you?
No!
This is mine, don't fight with me.
OK, it's your birthday
This is great! It's mine.
This must be mine
Is there something wrong?
Any more inside?
Check it yourself
Miss, will you let me court you?
You should behave yourself, or how can I make friend with you?
Miss, we can talk!
What?
How is it?
What do you want?
I just want to know what do you want?
Nothing , just...
Do you want to make love with me?
Don't be that straight forward, but...
I love to...
It depends on your performance tonight
Sure I won't let you down!
Only barbecue tonight? Let's have something for fun?
Why not play guitar and sing
I am good at playing music, but I don't know guitar
I know blowing pipes only
Come on, I like blow pipes, I am good at it
It is disgusting.
I am not going to play with you
I mean the real pipes, musical instrument
Stop bull shit, or I'll beat you
I really know how to play pipes
Granny, let me help you
Granny, why do you pick up empty cans that late?
Young man, can you see me?
Well, you are in bad luck then.
I saw ghost again
What did you see man?
Don't trust him, he just lied.
No, I really saw ghost
Do you mean the old granny?
Everyone sees her! Nothing weird!
Come on
Why are you so gutless?
A granny is picking up empty cans at midnight
And you just claim her as ghost
I don't want to talk to you
No, she said I am in bad luck to see her
It's my bad luck to see you!
You are gutless, how can you court me?
In fact, I've got nerve!
Really
Well, let's play the game
What'll we play?
There are graves behind this mountain
Let's play a game called...
Copying tombs
It's funny
Let's do it!
That's really good! Let's do it!
Are you scared?
No, I'll protect you
Damn you! They are talking Mandarin
- They don't respect us - Yeah
Copying tombs
We'll use half hour to copy details on the tombs
Listen, you have to copy their names, birth date and the date of death
We'll check it in the next morning
The more you copy, the greater chance you will win it
What is the prize?
Do you want to sleep with me?
How about if you lose?
Also sleeping with me too!
Damn you!
Damn it!
What's the matter?
Young men, why are you here?
Why are you here too?
Yeah
I am uncle Ho, I am the watchman of this grave yard
Sure, I have to guard here
A guard for a grave yard?
You know, there are many incomers to steal here.
You...
No, we just come to have fun
By the way, don't make so much noise to disturb the residents here
If you make them angry, it won't be any good to you
I just live over there, come to met me if you meet any trouble
- Bye-bye - Thank you
- Thanks - I am sorry for bothering
Take care
Damn it!
The girls are really bold!
What's the matter? Do you want to scare me?
No, I...
What?
I am very scared
If you want to screw me, copy quickly
Are you kidding?
We'd better go back
No, if I go back now, I'll surely lose
I'd better copy one or two more
Do you want to court me?
You are something, how can you say reversibly?
I would rather sleeping in coffin than courting you
You are so cocky! I would rape you, do you believe it?
Are you bluffing?
What a nice night! You can't escape tonight!
My God
I am really scared, why should we play like this?
Let me protect you, are you tired? Sit down
Are you really that innocent?
Sure, I am not acting.
I don't think so!
Let me tell you something, but don't tease me!
Alright
Actually, I am still a virgin
You mean today?
It's really great!
Pal, excuse me, I am ignorant to offend you, I am sorry.
No shaking
Please excuse me
Are you cold?
Actually, I have a secret to tell you too
Don't tease on me
What?
In fact, I am a virgin too
Don't you believe in me?
Ghost!
No, Don't scared me!
Bee, Ball, run!
They are ghosts!
Ghost!
Can you hear that?
No!
Help!
Run! Help!
Help, ghosts are after me
Help!
Can you hear Ken crying for help?
What are you doing?
It hurts
Just take off it
I am almost scared to death
That's called professional
I won't disappoint you as I am paid
How's that?
Sure it is alright
It's great!
Ken is terribly fooled by us this time
- He said he's got nerve! - That's right
This time, he would be scared to death
We have face this time!
Yeah
Come on, he screamed terribly, will there any accident happen?
I think it's alright
I am afraid he's scared to fail excreting
You are so disgusting!
Why are willing to swim in nude by just taking a thousand?
Are you silly? I won't do that , who swum in nude?
It must be her
- Do you mean it? - Is that you?
Oh, my god!
Wait...
You are great in dressing ancient costume
Are you nuts? What do you mean by ancient costume?
We just have this wig, no costume at all.
What's up?
None of my business, I know nothing. Don't bother me!
I am sorry to offend you
Where is Ken? Where is he?
- I don't know! - Go and search for him now!
Ken
He's not around!
Isn't he fainted?
Kidding! You said he is bold!
Go searching
Ghost 1
You...
Wait for me
I am very afraid
Ken...Ken...
Come out, Ken...
Stop playing!
Where are you?
Ken, come out, no more playing!
- Where are you? - Ken
We can't find him , where is he now?
Wait that bastard hide up to scare us?
Ken...
Come here
How's that?
This is the writing of Ken
First one, second one
Third one
This is the last tomb he copied
There is still one more tomb
Ni Chi-Keung's tomb
Born on May 20, 1975
Died on March 10, 1997
That is today!
Is he died?
Why? Why is he dead?
Ghost! Run for your lives!
Let's go and find the watchman
This way
Hurry up! Isn't it the house he lives.
Just knock at the door and ask.
Granny...
What is the matter?
Is a watchman here named...
Uncle Ho
Uncle Ho, Hdied a few years.
What?
What's the matter?
Are you kidding?
Why should I make fun with this?
He was buried up there, did you meet him?
Bye-bye
Help! He's really died
Let's run
He's really died
Let's run! Just forget everything but run
Ghost!
Ken died, what'll we do? We are in a big trouble.
Shit! I thought it is a funny game!
It's all your fault to figure out such game!
Now we are in deep shit!
You shouldn't put all the blames on me, you have joined the game too.
Shit, he said he liked me!
Will he force me to sleep with him?
Cut the crap, let's run and call the police.
Are you kidding? Move a bit far from me!
Don't come over
Why do you look at me?
Come here
Again
I come specially for you
- Are you kidding me? - He is looking for you
They paid me a thousand, it's none of my business.
Come here
- Go! - Go!
Are you my friends?
Come here!
It's none of my business, it's none of my business
Don't grab me, no...
Don't suck my blood!
Enough?
No, I would like to have a wet kiss
You lied! You are not dead!
I know he is pulling off a stunt!
Let's beat him!
- Are you looking for death? Be gentle - Bastard
Beat him
Wrestling
Beat him
Hug him
Stop playing! What will we do now?
With your look...
How can I take you?
Any problem?
Wait for me!
What's up?
Don't you ever make such fun again?
What?
People will be killed by sudden scares
It's alright, old man
Run quickly, wait for me please!
Wait for me
I tell you, I don't fit you, you know!
How much for six?
Thirty dollars
Take care
Please wait for me
Come down
You have only five
- What? - What's wrong with your eyes?
Come down
Hurry up!
No one is around!
He is standing over there, granny!
Come down
Where are you going? It's time to leave ,come on
Come down now
No one is around
He is standing over there, granny
Actually, on every night, there are many poor spirits wandering off
If you are in bad luck
You will be bumped against by these spirits directly
So, it is not wise to leave home at night
If you want to go out, don't walk along the wall
And...
Don't piss on the road
It'll be fine if you act like me
When you meet such case, it's not wise to stop the car
Get down the car
Pal, I've asked you to stop, but you just come forward!
I asked you to stop the traffic, what're you doing instead? Sleeping?
No, director, I've already stopped his car
Ken died so you don't to work, right?
I asked you to release the smoke, but you make a mess
Do you want me to work with you?
Are you alright? Do you want to see a doctor?
I am alright
You made me being scolded!
I am sorry, may I have a look?
Be smart!
Pal, you'd better move quickly, just cut the crap
I am working in movie business too
Go
Come on, ask Hung to get ready, be quick!
Ask Hung to get ready! Be quick!
Get ready the smoke
Bee, ask Brother Hung to get ready
Yes
Brother Hung, it's time to stand by
Brother Hung, it's you turn now
Director, Brother Hung is on the way now
Well, all the set helpers , please stop the traffic
I've got nothing
What's up!
Get working
Scene 2B, take one
Stop. well done!
Be quick, again
- Ready - Coming
Alright, get ready, everyone ready
Come on , escape...get lost
Coming! Brother Hung is ready. Get ready
Wait! Shing, is the lightning enough for the wedding gown?
Yes, it is
Are you serious? That's the main point!
Ready, ready!
Wait , Hung, I think the rubbish bin should be a bit brighter
The lightning isn't appropriate.
Director, you are wearing sunglass, how can you check the light?
Yes, I am sorry, come on, get ready...
Hung, just try your best, we just only have one piece of it
Ready...
Are all the shots finished before the glass breaking?
Yes, it is
- Really - Yes
Alright, come on, ready
Director, if you don't work now, I am leaving!
Alright, stop the traffic, come on, get ready
Rolling
Pal, I've enjoyed enough , it's great
I have to work now
Me too
Well, let me tell you a story about losing way
Can't she hear me? Isn't she deaf?
Granny
Mrs. To
Here you are, it's raining heavily, I think you won't come
I come late because of the traffic jam
I know you want to send this watch to you hubby today
Otherwise I won't stay and will leave early.
Thank you
This is a German soldier's watch during the World War II
It's really pretty and new
It's really pretty, my hubby must like it very much, thank you
Come on, Let me fix the right time for you
Yeah, there is a granny who sits here and have tea
Isn't she your relative?
Let me fix your watch, this keeps good time
If there is any problem , just take it back
Let me help you to fix it
Alright, thank you
Mrs. To, how do you celebrate the anniversary?
Nothing special
Every year, we will have candle night dinner in a restaurant
So romantic, I envy so much!
Don't tease on me, I've almost forgot the money
Well, let me pay you first
Five thousand seven hundred
Yes, I've given you 10% discount already
Five thousand and seven hundred, it is correct
Thank you
Thank you so much
Let me pack up for you
Well, just forget it, I am in a hurry
Bye bye
Miss Yuen, the Fung-shui of the house we've seen is really bad
If you live in, you'll be in deep shit
Dr. Ho, any remedy then
This house is old
The luck of it fades out
And the road ahead of it, will harm the people who living inside
Miss Yuen, you are not wise to leave in the house
For it will bring troubles to you
Mr To, how can you introduce this house to me?
No, sister Dan, the location of this house is really nice
It's spacious enough, with big garden
With nice sea view!
Although the house is built for over ten years
The last landlord is living tidily
You can see it, reasonable price too
Basically, it fits the requirement you told me
But the master's room is facing South East
East is bad to you
From the Fung-shui's point of view, it'll harm the master
By the way, the kitchen is bad too
It locates on the west, it means you can lose money easily
The toilet is facing south, it means it'll harm you heart
And...
Mister, you are exaggerating!
As you said, why didn't the last landlord die?
Sister Dan, for the matter of Fung-shui, it is superstitious
Actually it is not scientific
Most important of all, You'd better ask yourself you like it or not
I don't think so, for the matter of Fung-shui, I do believe in it
Sister Dan, some people love threatening
They intentionally threaten you, that's why you'll believe in him
Miss, you mean I am cheating?
I just say the things I learnt from Fung-shui books
Believe it or not, it's up to you
I just advise Miss Yuen by the knowledge as being a property agent
I do want to earn the commission
But I won't be that heartless to ask my clients to buy a haunted house
You sound reasonable, and sounds true
I don't know how to make the choice
Honey
Honey?
Where are you now?
I am on the way, but I have to give my client a ride
Maybe, I will a bit later
Don't hurry! I can wait
It's raining heavily, you must drive carefully
You too, remember to turn on the headlight when you are driving
I know, it is not my first time to drive
See you later
The Black Signal has been hosted by the Royal Observatory at 1 pm to warn a downpour
Until now, the Fire Services Dept. Highway Dept. and the Police...
A heavy rain storm is coming
And the rain brings bad omen
Something bad will happen
The heavy rain should cause flooding and landslide
Of course accident should happen!
Well, Sister Dan, recently there is a film
It's a story about swindlers using Fung-shui to cheat
It's educational
You may treat me as a swindler
But I am telling the truth
Look at him , from his face, I can tell he will be harmed by water
I am not lying
Men with such look will be bothered by sex and love.
You must be in between you wife and your mistress
If I said correctly, don't blame me of disclosing you secret
As you said, I shouldn't go out whenever it rains
And I shouldn't drink too, right?
Look at your forehead is turning grey
Trouble will come, someone of your family will die in three days
This is as much as I can say
Mr. To, be careful!
He is a good fortune teller
Take the umbrella
How come you can't see the stone?
Isn't that weird?
It's nothing weird
But it's coincident!
Sister Dan, I've just bumped against a piece of stone , it's peanut
Well, there is a taxi, I just don't want any trouble
I'd better get down
Taxi
Miss Yuen, are you following him or me?
I'd better go with you
Sister Dan, It's just ahead
No, thanks
How about the house?
I'll call you
Wait for me...
Sister Dan
Miss, are you alright?
I am fine
Don't go ahead if it is not necessary
It's dangerous
It's all wet, look
It's too late, I can't send you home
See is there any taxi ahead, you go home yourself
Are you sick? It's heavy pouring, don't left me alone?
I am late
My wife is waiting for me
You just care for your wife
You don't care for me
Today is our anniversary
I must go, you should understand
I will send you home if I can
I don't care, you must stay with me tonight
Do you want me to quarrel with my wife?
I don't want to play such game any more
I haven't cheat you
If you don't like it...game over
What do you mean? Do you want to brush me off?
What do want from me?
Except marrying you, what else I haven't give you?
What do you think who I am?
I know, your wife is an encyclopaedia, it's needed by every family
I am a novel, if you like it, you just read it
If you dislike it, you may change another one
You know, our affair become gossip in the company
You said break up with me now
Haven't you thought of my feeling? Mr. To Kar-ming
Who cares
Anyway, we are happy
It's not enough, I feel unhappy
You are so selfish
Ann, I know I am married
If I stop you from knowing other man
And that guy can marry you
That's my fault
But I didn't do that
It sounds good
I know, you are tired of me now
Do you want to brush me off
I said, this is a game
So, there must be one day the game will be over
Be reasonable, OK?
Bastard, do you want to brush me off in this way?
- What do you want? Are you crazy? - You bastard
I am driving!
Do you mean generous to me? Bastard!
It's dangerous, hands off!
Stop fighting!
- Let's die together - Move
Alright, we will go and see your wife
Let's go and see your wife
Are you crazy?
Sorry, don't look at me in this way!
It's strange, why it is so dark?
What's wrong? I've booked the table before
I am driven mad!
Honey
Honey, have you arrived?
I am now at the entrance of the restaurant, but it is closed
My car doesn't move, what'll I do?
Don't panic, don't go away, I'll be right there
Alright , hurry up, I am waiting
It's strange!
Shit, it's eight o'clock now, he hasn't arrived yet.
Honey , I've arrived
Why can't I see your car? Where are you?
Hubby, where are you?
Where have you gone?
I can't see any car drive in
I've arrived the car park
But I found none
My car is at the entrance
Why can't I see you?
Impossible
Impossible, I am just right here
I can't see you
What? Are you in the car park?
Honey, don't scare me.
What am I going to do?
Haven't you reached a wrong place?
Sai-kung Fishing Village, is that right? I'm scared!
Don't panic, I think something
Be hurry!
I am really scared
Stay calm
I've got it
Honey, let's go down the car and wait at the entrance
Alright...
Honey, I'm off
Why can't I see you? Honey, speak up
Honey, speak up
Sir
Miss, why are you standing here so late?
I am waiting for my hubby
Are you living around?
No...
A landslide happened near Lot 212, Clear Water Bay
A private car is buried, please send assistance now
The car number EG4029, Over
EG4029
An injured female is save out from the car
As she said, there is still one man inside the car
The scene is now under control
Hubby
Be careful
How is it? Are you alright?
It hurts
Go
We can't open it. It can't be opened
Stay calm
Hurry up
Safety bell
Don't move!
Help! Go!
Run
Shut up, Hurry up!
Help...
Go
Hubby
Hubby...
Isn't strange?
In fact, all sorts of strange things will happen in this world
Just like human beings, some fight for food, some fight for money
But some fight for corpse
It isn't weird?
As being human beings, people love going with the trend
Ghost is the same
Foe them, red color is all the go
So, if you go out at night
Don't dress in red
Including the bras and the underwear
Let me tell you one thing
This is a story of my twin brother
You are so bad to let me walk so many stairs!
Miss, Ken is my friend you know
It's not going too far to come once a month
Here we are, let's go
Yes, it's just ahead
You are so heavy
Ken, we are buddies, don't scare us.
I'll be scared to death
We are good friends, please bless us to make a fortune
I bring so many sacrifices to worship you each month, it costs much
See, that's what friends are for
It's a trend to reserve a place in the hospice
It makes quick money by speculating
Baby, come here, come
What's the matter?
Do you recognized him?
Kidding?
That's right, he died young
He looks handsome
What a pity!
Do you pity him? Ken died young too
I just talk, are you jealous?
You can't say that again
We want to burn a pretty woman to Ken, let's go!
Let's go!
Go
Stop messing up!
Why Jojo takes so long to arrive?
People said, a day absent from your lover is like three seasons
Are you that anxious to see her now?
Why not marrying her?
I don't mind if she is willing to
Pal, you can't afford to keep a car, how can you afford her living?
So what?
Why are you so early?
It's being late
Take a seat, what do you want to drink?
Tomato juice
Tomato juice, please!
Jojo, you look cool
Did you go drinking last night?
No, I went to sleep early last night
Although you have make up, but you look paler
Let me take you to the doctor
No, thanks
I've dated many girls to disco tonight
Let's go together
Alright
Tomato juice
Thanks
I am not going, you go yourself
You have date tonight , don't you?
No, I just want to go home and sleep
Kidding! Young girls love sleeping so much, I wonder!
Let me teach you, you can sleep a lot if you die
You have a poisoned lips
I am going to get the car first
Go with us, we haven't had fun for a long time
Another day passed, let's go
She's drunk badly, take her home first
Alright
What's up?
I am taking you home
Do you want to take my advantage while I am drunk?
No, I don't mean it
I am leaving
Bye bye
I am so nice to visit your girlfriend with you
Are we going up now?
Alright, let's not go up!
No...
She has something wrong! She never returns my call
Wait, did you offend her?
No!
Did you take her advantage without her approval?
No, let's go
There must be some problem! Take care
What's up?
You said you had lost the job recently?
Why don't you work as watchman, it's a piece of cake.
Baby, if Jojo can't give you a reasonable cause.
And no special reason
You must be tough, you know!
- To get some face, you know? - Yes
What did you hear?
How about you?
Nothing
I can't hear anything
Right here?
Why don't you close the door?
It can be opened
- Kidding! - Let's go inside
It's so dark
Find the switch
Jojo, how are you?
What's wrong?
What's the matter?
Turn on the light
The things are on the floor
Where is the switch?
Turn on the light
- Where is Jojo? - Where is she?
Jojo, it's haunted here, let's go!
It's impossible, Jojo, is that right?
How are you?
It's weird
How about Jojo?
Go, let's go
Are you leaving Jojo like this?
Let's find the propsman and get some tools to exercise
Granny... Get up!
Granny...
Get up, there is ghost.
He is dead
Run for your life
Did you see ghost?
You look so familiar to me
You mistake someone as me, I don't you
Can't you see it?
Forget about him , let's go
Wait
I can read bad luck from your face, you must have met ghost
We don't know whether it is ghost or not, but it's weird
Congratulations! For you have met me
Really? Don't bluff us!
I am the champion of the Fung-shui Quiz...
Held by the TV Station in the year of 1992
Nicely dressed Mr. Big Mole
I visited Tom Cruise and give him Fung-shui advice last week
His wife is really pretty
I am curious and I want to try myself
Let me try to be your exercise, I won't charge you a penny
Let him try
Yeah, let's seek the shortest fire hose to put out the fire
It's always said
Three men together will never get pregnant
Which floor?
The ninth floor.
Let's go
Wait
That's haunted
Let's run
He slept in bad pose and you claim him dead?
What did you say to him?
What's that?
Two words.
You're off
Uncle, tell me frankly
What's happening recently?
Nothing special
Nothing , think clearly
A granny who lived on the third floor died last week
How? How old are she?
Ninety something! Died peacefully!
Good , it's natural dying
Let's go!
Thank you
Come in now
Granny, I know you concern about us
But we are no longer kids
About closing the lift, we can handle it
You'd better go home to take a rest
Granny, thank you, take care
Bye bye
Master Big Mole, are you alright?
Of course I am alright, that granny hosted the lift for you
At least you should say thank you to her
This is politeness
Know more regulations, you won't lose, understand?
I see, Master
Great! The position of this bed is fits
Pal, how are you? My name is Big Mole
I'm the fung-shui advisor of Tom Cruise
Pal, you look great
Please cover you important part first
I just want to be straight forward
Being a ghost, you should behave too
How can you do such lustful thing in front of others?
Moreover , you haven't got her approval yet.
This is nothing different with whoring or raping
Well, let her go!
Master, he seems powerful
Save Jojo!
Damn it, don't you give me face!
You bastard, you betrayer, you chicken, you bad guy...
You bloody stupid fool, asshole!
To hell with you!
Well, we are men, I know you have that kind of needs too
Let's break even, just sit down and talk
Big Mole seems to be something
Really?
I am quite famous , you know?
If I can't get rid of you, I'll lost face
Be frank, how to make you leave her?
Are you kidding me?
Really? This is the best choice, you are tough
I'll talk to them
It's fixed
What's up? Come and help!
Master, are you alright?
Do you need any help?
Master...
Master, who beats you?
Master
Are you alright?
I am fine
He's gone
My neck is alright! You are great!
Master, why did he leave?
Tell us
It's of great difficulties
I promise to let him beat me, that's why he is willing to leave
Master, I respect you so much
Ask your girlfriend to get changed
And, ask her never to wear red clothes
I'll take care of her
Stop dreaming
Master, my neck is alright now
It will be alright for you have met me
Isn't it good to burn incense that late?
I've told you, it's luck to meet me, everything will be alright
Get in
Hello
Hello, Tom , how are you?
How is you wife?
I've just went for fung-shui viewing
Thank you... Alright
You said you are sick, why do you bring me to watch movie
This movie is called "Heavenly Drugs"
This is the most stunning film I've ever taken, you must watch it
Is the actress pretty?
She is no match of you, nuts!
Bee, ask Bull to buy tickets for me
Alright
Yes, alright, deal!
Thank you
What a coincident!
You look familiar to me
I've said I am working in movie business too
I see, it's you I thought you are a film maker
Any seat will do, say L7, 8 , 9 , 10
Sorry, I've forgotten to cross it
These are seats for the locals
What?
Seats for locals, you are too young to understand
I can't explain to you in a few words
Choose another seats
Well, how about R7, 8, 9, 10
Alright
No change is needed
Enjoy yourself
That's it
Hi, it's me, Peter again
I've been working in this cinema for many years
I am paid to take many parts of job here
I can't help, it's really hard to get a job here
If I don't do it, one contributor will be lessen to the film industry
There are many strange things in this world
Last time I bumped against the set of the film "Heavenly Drugs"
It's shown tonight
I've been informed that, the lead Ng Tai-hung will come tonight
I hope he won't recognize me
- Brother Hung - Hello
- Sister May - Hello
Ball, have you booked the tickets for me yet?
Of course , total four
1, 2, 3, 4 nice seats
Let's go
Alright
Why is there no reporter?
It's secret show, they don't want to do the promotion so early
Don't worry, I've camera for you
If there was no reporter, I shouldn't have dressed up then
I have waited for an hour for you to make up , you know!
But the producer and the director haven't shown up too
Many people come to watch movies only on Tuesday
They will be heartbreaking if they see so few audiences to watch the film
That's right , if the cinemas always cut the price
Many audiences will go to watch movies often
That's right
Everyone don't move!
Idol, I love watching your movie
Idol , let's take a photo
Smile
I watched all your movies
For this one, I'll watch six times a day
Thank you
He works here
It's showing, go in please
You are handsome
Are you working here or watching film here?
I am working hard , you know?
It's showing , let's go inside
My God!
Granny ,what number you are holding?
So crowded!
Yes
What's up?
I am looking for your seats
Idol
It's you again!
It's predestined for us to meet again
Come on, I know your seats
Enjoy it
Your are really handsome, really handsome
Enjoy your movie
Why it's you again?
I am a film maker you know
I bought two more tickets next to you, so no one will be bother you
- You need not appreciate it - Bastard
Here
Auntie, you should sit in front , I am sorry
Brother Hung, I'm blocked by the guy sitting in front
Take the next seat
It's occupied
That bastard said it's empty
There are seats behind, let's go back
Sit here
Nice place, huh
Yes
Idol, these seats are for the locals, you can't sit here
Why not?
Idol, I am your fans
I love you , I won't hurt you
You can't take these seats
Are they sold?
Not exactly, in fact...
What? It's empty, that's alright, just cut the crap
Idol, since you insist to sit here, you'd take the responsibility
Nuts, forget about him
So many people come here!
What's up?
Any lighter?
No smoking
Fire
You're troublesome!
What's up?
Do you want it? Take one
What's up?
My God, I see nothing
I see nothing
Did you see ghost?
Watch movie
It's showing
You said you look handsome, but you look dummy in the movie
What's up? I am a mixture if Andy Lau and Stephen Chow
You don't even appreciate it
I won't take you to watch movie next time
I wanna go to toilet, please accompany me?
Go yourself
No, go with me
What a trouble!
Hurry up!
What's wrong? You said you have sore throat, but you have eaten all the pop corns!
Nuts, I didn't eat your pop corn!
You didn't, so, did Ken finish them all?
Let's watch movie.
You are a woman of the 90's
Are you sick to have others keeping you company to go to toilet?
What do you mean? Crimes always happened!
Robberies happened anywhere
There are many peepers too!
I am with you, chicken!
Why don't you go inside with me?
What! You want me to go to the toilet with you?
People will tease me if I am seen
Maybe this will be published on paper
I'll wait for you right here.
Shout if there is anything happened
It takes so long! I want to piss too
May! Are you ready to leave?
I want to piss, I am going to toilet now
You left yesterday with your youth left behind
Move
Granny, why do you clean the floor late at the night?
Your boss is so mean to you
Those bastards made my room became a toilet
It's stinks!
What did you say?
I don't want to talk to you
Me too
With you youth left behind
Now, you turn and look back, you will have regrets...
I look down...
Granny, are you kidding?
I am scared myself
Blood
Ghost
May, May...
Help!
I am poor, come and help me
Save me, help!
I am scared
Idol, what are you doing here?
Nothing
So much blood!
Why don't you go back to watch movie?
You are back?
Hello
Miss, sorry, I mistake you as my girlfriend
Miss, you took a wrong seat, this is the seat of my girlfriend's
This is my seat
I am sorry, I changed my seat
When my girlfriend is out, I'll return the seat to you
No need, when your girlfriend comes out
I'll take the next seat
Thank you
Wah, come on, come quickly
I saw Hung going in and take a bath
This time I won't afraid of him any more
I wanna to kill him
The weapon is gone
What are you doing? Are you alright?
You bleed a lot!
I am fine
Good acting , huh!
Thank you
Your girlfriend went to the toilet for a long time, don't you worry?
The toilet of this cinema is really dirty
I am going to check it out, excuse me
Wait
I cried for help in the room for a long time
Why don't you help me?
Go and check your girlfriend
May, anyone here?
May...
May, what takes you so long?
Am I ugly? Why are you scared so much?
Ghost!
Curtain again?
Boss, don't fool me!
Fooling me again, it's not reasonable to turn back
What's up? It's mine
Ghost!
I met that too, don't look at it, let's go!
This is a long road, let's go that way!
That way is even longer, go!
No curtain
What curtain?
Curtain
Do you want them back?
No...
So, let's go
Hurry up!
Little girls, where is the exit?
Down there
Thank you
It can't be opened
It still locked
Try harder
- How is it? - It doesn't work!
Let's find another exit
Idol , it's the regulation of the cinema that the movie isn't finished
No one is allowed to leave
No, up there...
Go!
Wait for me!
Hurry up!
That ball!
That ball is really horrible
It' s not a ball, it's a dead man's head
Help!
Hurry up!
- Hurry up! - I am scared, I can't walk
Run faster!
The door!
It can't be opened!
How many stairs we walked down?
I don't know!
How many stairs we went up?
I don't know!
You know nothing!
Let's go down!
Wait, when we go down
We did see two girls.
Yes
But why can't we see them when we went up?
Yeah
- Let's go up - Go
Don't panic!
Anyone else? We are lost!
I don't think there is someone inside
But we have to search for the exit.
Don't panic!
Don't be afraid!
What are you doing, Idol?
We lost our way
But you should know the words written here
Control room, no entry
Well, let's go back to watch movie
No, I won't watch any more
Idol, since you have come, I'll show you something
May
The hand
It's haunted
Ghost!
Let's go!
Ng Tai-Hung , go, there is ghost! Run!
Get up
Get up, the movie is finished! You said this movie is great!
It's boring!
I have had a nightmare!
Let's go!
July 14, 1967
What's the matter?
Nothing
Isn't nice?
I've fallen asleep
Do you believe in ghost?
Anyway it doesn't cost a penny, it doesn't matter to believe it
If only you do nothing wrong, you need not be afraid of anything
I forgot to tell you one thing
Ghost is not horrible
The people next to you may be very horrible
You can never tell what they are thinking
Be careful to make friends
Good luck, see you.